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April 17, 2012

Come to the Dark Side Apron

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Come to the Dark Side

The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side,
we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into
the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent
theme music for stalking through your lair. Oh, and don’t forget:
black is slimming, and it goes with everything. Power, strength,
fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize –
cookies! Bet you didn’t know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre
of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark
Side, they’ve made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can’t you
almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the
airlock….

“Come to the dark side; we have cookies. – V” in white on a black apron. Apron stats below.

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