Geek Products

April 17, 2012

Come to the Dark Side Apron

Share

Come to the Dark Side

The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side,
we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into
the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent
theme music for stalking through your lair. Oh, and don’t forget:
black is slimming, and it goes with everything. Power, strength,
fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize –
cookies! Bet you didn’t know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre
of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark
Side, they’ve made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can’t you
almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the
airlock….

“Come to the dark side; we have cookies. – V” in white on a black apron. Apron stats below.

Share





 
 

 
 

Could Roberto Orci Really Be Directing Star Trek 3? – io9

S Roberto Orci played a huge role in revitalizing the struggling Star Trek franchise with the 2009 reboot, which he co-wrote. And now, according to Variety, he’s lobbying to direct the third Trek movie, which J.J. Abrams ...
by Geek Staff
0

 
 
 

‘Star Trek’ voyaging to a symphony near you – CNET

Spock and Captain Kirk sound better with a live symphony accompanying them, logically. Paramount Pictures Set your entertainment expectations to stun. Symphonies in the United States, Canada, Switzerland, and England want to tr...
by Geek Staff
0

 
 
 

Star Trek Online season nine available now, adds Voyager content – VG247

Star Trek Online’s latest major content update, season nine, is now live. A New Accord introduces a stack of new adventures familiar to fans of Captain Janeway and the crew of the starship Voyager. Tim Russ has lent his vocal...
by Geek Staff
0