A Place for your Stuff
In the realm of household organization, there’s nothing simpler than a hook. They’re good for keys, coats, and pirates. Come-on, who ever saw a pirate without a hook? By the way, if you ever ask a pirate why they always wear an eyepatch, they’ll probably tell you – “…yar, first day with the hook…”
Modern day pirates wouldn’t replace a lopped-off hand with a hook, no sir. They would have gone high-tech. Imagine slapping a ten pound neodymium magnet to the end of their stumps! Well, maybe that’s a bad idea. Those suckers would be hard to pull off of a cannonball, and you really want to be able to drop those before you fire them out of a cannon.
Still, magnets of a certain size are useful. Tirelessly holding onto your keys, for example, with no visible means of support. It’s almost magical! Take this plain sheet of polished wood for instance. Just touch your key ring to this board, and hidden magnets grasp your booty (your keys, sicko) and hold fast! Sleek and modern, they hold onto your keys without the potential for massive eye-trauma.