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July 2, 2012

My First Bacon

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You’ve got a friend in meat

(and he talks and says “I’m Bacon!”)

We’re always thinking and dreaming here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. In fact, we have meetings to do just that (and eat, not that we need an excuse to eat). While nomming on some delicious BLTs slathered in Baconnaise, designerd Christian thought a terrifying thought. “With all this vegetarian buzz going around,” he mused, “What will happen to bacon in the future? What if everyone goes… vegan?” (Insert the sound of three dozen monkeys simultaneously gasping… except for the vegetarian employees who were silently thoughtful.) This is our plan.

My First Bacon(tm) is a ThinkGeek exclusive plush toy that will delight your little ones. Even if they’re not on solid foods yet, your progeny shouldn’t be deprived of the joys of bacon. Soft and snuggly with big giant eyes, My First Bacon(tm) is both friendly and reliable, just like actual bacon.

I Heart Bacon
I'm Bacon!

Squeeze him and he says, “I’m Bacon!”. No matter what the situation, he says, “I’m Bacon!” This reminds children that no matter what happens in life, they should be true to themselves and always be proud of who they are. Which of course, means bacon lovers. What child on this planet wouldn’t want to befriend a piece of mostly meat held together with fat and love? And don’t just think about the kids, adults enjoy My First Bacon just as much as the kids do. Sometimes a little too much.

Product Specifications

  • Huggable plush bacon for kids and kids at heart 3 and older
  • Says “I’m bacon!” when you squeeze him
  • Mechanical animated mouth
  • Velveteen pork flesh and super soft fleece fat
  • Teach your kids to love bacon, not pigs
  • Please do not eat My First Bacon(tm).
  • Requires 3 x AA Batteries (Included!)
  • Dimensions: 19″ tall by 7″ wide
  • Download the My First Bacon Ringtone! For the .m4r (iPhone) version, right- or control-click here to save the zipped file, then unzip. For the .mp3 version, right- or control-click here.
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